Clever and Funny Skeleton Names
Tickle your funny bone with 260 funny skeleton names. These punny skeleton names are a fun way to bring a little humor to your Halloween gatherings or your anatomy lessons!
Who says bones can’t be funny? In the spirit of keeping Halloween fun with some light-heartedness, we’ve curated an incredible list of 250 punny skeleton names that you’ll absolutely love.
Plastic Skeleton: A Fun Family Tradition
One of the best decisions our family made was investing in a plastic skeleton to use as a Halloween decoration. They’re not just for medical school classrooms- they’re a fun Halloween family tradition!
I’ve always wanted one and could think of about a million ways to use one in decorations and Halloween activities. They store nicely, and they’re just so fun to use during spooky season!
If you’re in the market for one (or another one!), here are our favorite places to buy a plastic skeleton.
Our skeleton quickly became a funny and harmless way to prank each other. Our family loves to move the skeleton around the house and pose the skeleton doing daily tasks like climbing in bed, working at a desk, or finding a snack in the pantry.
It’s been a fun way to get some good laughs with the occasional tiny jump scare. These skeleton games last all Halloween season, and they’ve created the best family memories!
Good Skeleton Name
Pretty quickly, we realized we needed a good name to call our skeleton friend, and we started throwing out skeleton puns. There’s something about funny names and skeleton characters that brings out the best kind of creativity! We’ve leaned into the bone-related puns, wordplay, some pop culture references, skeletal characters, and a touch of humor to help you name your bony buddy.
I started compiling a list, and you can see where this post is going…we came up with a skeleton name generator with the best skeleton names to help you choose the perfect one for your family!
Whether you’re preparing for a spooky Halloween gathering, teaching an anatomy class, or simply want to add a chuckle to your day, these names are sure to make you smile. Let’s dive in and assess these humerus—excuse us, humorous—names that will bring a grin to your face and maybe even inspire you to come up with a few puns of your own!
And if you’re curious, our Disneyland trip loving family named our skeleton Indiana Bones. And I feel like he needs a leather jacket and hat for sure!

260 of the Best Skeleton Names
These funny skeleton names range from punny skeleton names to clever plays on words. They’re sorted alphabetically so you can find the best skeleton name! Plus, we have a FREE printable list at the end- so be sure to snag the complete list!
- Albert Spinestein
- Amelia Scarehart
- Axial Tony
- Baron Von Bone
- Ben Rattling
- Benson Bones
- Bone-a Lisa
- Bone-a-fide Betty
- Bone-a-fide Brianna
- Bone-yoncé
- Bone Crawford
- Bone Daddy
- Bone Jovi
- Bone Ranger
- Boney M.
- Boney Spears
- Bonez Malone
- Bonezai
- Bonejamin Franklin
- Bonaparte
- Bone Voyage
- Boney-Wan Kenobi
- Boo-nifer Aniston
- Boo-nifer Lawrence
- Boo-nifer Lopez
- Cal-cium
- Calcaneus Cal
- Cass Kitt
- Captain Cranium
- Captain Jack Marrow
- Carpaltina
- Cervical Celine
- Chappel Bone
- Chattering Chad
- Chattering Charlie
- Christopher Walken Dead
- Clatterina
- Clavicle Carl
- Clavicle Cleo
- Coco-bone Chanel
- Coccyx Cody
- Count Scapula
- Cranium Coppola
- Cranium Craig
- Cranium Karen
- Creepy Chris
- Dem Bones
- Disco-bone Inferno
- Dr. Metacarpal
- Dr. Skelebones
- Dr. Spook
- Dullbone Doug
- Eerie Ellen
- Femur Fannie
- Fibby Fibula Jr.
- Fibula Fitzgerald
- Funny Bone Fred
- Funnybone Fran
- Ghosty Bones
- Gourdon Bonesy
- Grace Skelly
- Gravely Grace
- Grim (as in the grim reaper)
- Grin and Bare-bone
- Gwen Stiffani
- Hauntbone
- Helen Skeller
- Hip-olita
- Hipster Bone
- Humphrey Bone-gart
- Humerus Hal
- Indiana Bones
- Jack o’ lanterns
- Jack Skellington (from the Nightmare Before Christmas)
- Jack Sparrow
- Jangle Jane
- Jod Na Nawood (from Skeleton Crew)
- Jon Bone Jovi
- Jumpy Jim
- Kim Clavicle-dashian
- Lattisimus Dorsi Larry
- Lazy Bones
- Lord Lumbar
- Lord Ossicle
- Lord Skelethor
- Lord Spine
- Lumbert the Lumbering
- Lumbar Louie
- LumbarLena
- Madame Mandible
- Mandibella
- Mandible Manny
- Mandy-ible Moore
- Mariah Scary
- Marrow Mindy
- Marrow Poppins
- Marrow Streisand
- Marrow Wilson
- Marrow J. Blige
- Marrowlyn Monroe
- Marty McFright
- Meryl Shriek
- Metacarpleton
- Metatarsal Mike
- Michael Bone-Leone
- Mr. Marrow
- Mr. Ribs
- Napoleon Bone-apart
- Nefarious Bueller
- Occipital Oliver
- Occipital Oscar
- Olivia Rod-RIB-o
- Ossie the Ossified
- OsteoEllen DeGeneres
- OsteoMatic
- OsteoOprah
- OsteoPete
- OsteoPaula
- Patella Patricia
- Pelvic Pete
- Pelvis Costello
- Pelvis Presley
- Phalan-Gina
- Phalange Phil
- Phalange Fonda
- Phalangela Merkel
- PhalanGeraldo
- Phalange-nix
- Phoebe Spangler (from Ghostbusters Afterlife)
- Puns and Bones
- R.I.P.ley
- Radi-ulna
- Radii Rick
- Radius Rachel
- Radial Ray
- Rattlin’ Russell
- Rattling Ryan
- Rattle Rick
- Rattlebones
- Rattly Rae
- Rib De Niro
- Rib-kowski
- Rib Lowe
- Rib Tickler
- Ribbin’ Robin
- Ribcage Ritchie
- Ribs
- R.I.B.
- Ribsy
- Ribert the Rib-tastic
- Ribert Downey Jr.
- Ribchael Jackson
- Scapula Scott
- ScapuLarry
- Scapulina
- Scarah Shiverman
- Scary Terry
- Sherlock Bones
- Skelary Duff
- SkeleAriana Grande
- SkeleBeyoncé
- SkeleBill
- SkeleBillie Eilish
- SkeleBob Ross
- SkeleBob SquarePants
- SkeleBoys
- SkeleBruce Willis
- SkeleCharlize Theron
- SkeleChris Hemsworth
- SkeleConan O’Brien
- SkeleDwayne Johnson
- SkeleElton John
- SkeleJason
- SkeleJeff Bezos
- SkeleJim Carrey
- SkeleJulia
- SkeleKaty Perry
- SkeleLin-Manuel Miranda
- SkeleMark
- SkeleMelissa McCarthy
- SkeleNatalie Portman
- SkeleNeil Armstrong
- SkeleOprah
- SkelePaul
- SkeleScarlett Johansson
- SkeleSean
- SkeleSimon Cowell
- SkeleStephen King
- SkeleSteve
- SkeleSteve Jobs
- SkeleTea Leoni
- SkeleTed
- SkeleTerry
- SkeleTom
- SkeleTom Hanks
- SkeleTony
- SkeleTron
- SkeleTyler
- SkeleVictoria
- SkeleWanda
- Skeletal Kombat
- Skelethoven
- SkeleTim
- SkeleTina Turner
- SkeleTrix
- SkeleTyra
- SkeleVera
- Skelewag
- Skeletony Bennett
- SkeleTron
- SkeleWinston Churchill
- Skeletorah
- SkeleTrina
- Skeletor
- SkeleWhoopi Goldberg
- SkElvis
- Skelly Clarkson
- Skullary Duff
- Skullma Hayek
- Skullnardo DiCaprio
- Skully McSkullface
- Skullpepper
- Skullvester
- Skullvis Presley
- Spinal Smith
- Spinal Tapper
- Spinalta
- Spine-derella
- Spine-y Norman
- Spiney Minaj
- Spooky McSpookface
- Spooky Mulder
- Spookerella
- Spookington
- Startling Stella
- Sternum Steve
- The Bone Ranger
- The Marrowist
- The Notorious R.I.B.
- The Rib Reaper
- The Rolling Bones
- The SkeleBard (Shakespeare)
- Tibia Banks
- Tibia Turner
- Tibula Taylor
- T-Bone Tony
- Ulna Thurman
- Vertebrad
- Vertebrad Pitt
- Vertebrooke
- VertebRyan Gosling
- VerteBruce
- Vertebrandy
- VerteBret
- Vincent Van Bone
- Werner Bray
- Wit (from Skeleton Crew)
- Wobblebone
- Wristopher
- X-ray Xavier
We hope at least one of these tickled your funny bone, and inspired your
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Plastic Skeleton FAQs
If you need another name for a skull try cranium, head, brain, crown, scalp, or noggin.
There are 206 bones. And they all make a great play on words for naming your 5 ft skeleton.
Get some sandpaper and sand down the shiny finish. A few strokes and wiping off the excess should help age your plastic skeleton and remove the shine.
Fold up the skeleton into a seated position, and tuck arms and lets in. Wrap with a plastic storage bag, or two plastic trash bags. Tap around the outside of the bag to help keep the skeleton in position. Tape off the opening before storing in an attic or storage space.
Conclusion: Make No Bones About It!
And there we have it! One hundred punny skeleton names to tickle your funny bone and provide some extra skele-fun while you choose some cute skeleton names so you kind find the perfect name for your crypt friend. This list proves that even the skeletal system can serve as a source of Halloween fun, laughter, and maybe even some inspiration.
These creative names remind us that a good sense of humor can be found in every vertebrae, right down to our very bones. The next time you’re asking yourself, “What should I name my plastic skeleton?”, just refer back to this list of popular skeleton names! You’re sure to find a name that brings a smile to your face!
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